Primal hoots, aka are the images showing up? Pls comment if you can't see anything.

OK bros, I'm back! would've updated a bit earlier but I do have a life outside of heinous cartoon pornography. And besides, this stuff is, like, really hard to watch.
On that note, here'a Anal Sanctuary Episode 1. Now, true facts: I had a 7000 word rant ready to post about this, but because most of the words were stuff like OH GOD HELP ME I'LL DO ANYTHING, ramblings about an insane universe and onomatapeia (NB I don't actually care if I spelled that right. There's a single volume OED literally two steps away from me so I look it up if I wanted to, but I don't, because frankly I have nothing but contempt for my readership) intended to represent hoots of primal anguish, I'm just going to post a few of the most representative screencaps from this fine series - after all, a picture's worth a thousand words.
There's another episode after this one and so I'll post deets on the plot when I get up to it; this episode isn't exactly plot heavy anyway.

Now - despite the fact that you're all barely worth the loathing I lavish upon you, I'm going to warn you now that in this post I'll be earning the 'explicit content' warning you saw when you came here. Close your browser if you're at work, or if your girlfriend/mother/anyone you don't want to think of you as a deviant little skinbag is in the house with you.

EDIT: and now that warning means something, because you won't stumble on anything unpleasant simply by scrolling down to read that last paragraph.






Here's some dialogue explaining precisely what's going on there:





Shitting and tentacles. It's like the Axis is back together again.



Finger lickin' good.

Anyway, this episode also features a blow job and a non-scat bondage scene (although this does feature more the more traditional arse fetishist's pastime of sticking various things into some poor girl's sphincter), making this a peculiarly paced episode - you'd think the more extreme stuff would appear at the climax (sorry) of the ep., but never mind. At least you know what you're getting into reasonably early. Of course, you end up watching the whole thing because you're a bell-end who decided to start a blog. It'll be fun, you thought. You have now watched Anal Sanctuary two and a half times.

Next time - Anal Sanctuary: The Plot, and two things about this series that offended me more than all the shit-eating and enemas (and rape). And more pictures of animu girls laying hound's eggs, I suppose. That's what we're all here for, isn't it?

Anyway, one last picture, because I need to use it as a reference shot next update:



And that's some 7000 words of eloquent testimony about how enjoyable Anal Sanctuary is to watch. Later dudes.